Population | 2.327 billion |
Currency | terrible money |
Animal | terrible animal |
The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 764 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.327 billion Terrible Farming Nation 764ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.
The strong Terrible Farming Nation 764ian economy, worth 126 trillion terrible monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,170 terrible monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,125 per year while the poor average 12,767, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.
The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Terrible Farming Nation 764's national animal is the terrible animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Terrible Farming Nation 764 is ranked 83,062nd in the world and 4,516th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,065.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
- : Following new legislation in Terrible Farming Nation 764, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.